Do not underestimate the power of a nuclear power station. In other news, below is a load of audio clips I made a while ago, from my old site I used to run called roynet.tk (might still be up and running at www.roynet.tk)
Announcement
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 64.2kb
..."Staff announcement, price check on moon slice, that's price check on moon slice, thank you!"...
Announcement 2
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 72kb
..."Staff announcement, bean spillage on isle 3, that's bean spillage on isle 3, thank you!"...
Brr
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 15.3kb
..."BRRRRR"...
Cheese
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 37.5kb
..."When ironing your books, don't forget to leave a gap between the cheese."...
Cheese 2
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 25.2kb
..."CHEEEEEEEEEEEESEEE"...
Clicky Fingers
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 20.4kb
..."WHEN IN DOUBT, CLICK YER FINGERS"...
Cherry
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 49.4kb
..."Could you please put a cherry in my drink, I don't drink it without a cherry, you see."...
Electricity
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 59.4kb
..."When you decide to leave the room, could you PLEASE turn off the light. It saves electricity, you see."...
Fishing Rod
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 32.3kb
..."Don't forget the fishing rod Geoffrey, it's in the trunk"...
Flapjacks
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 30.1kb
..."WHEN YOU'RE BORED, FORCE A FORD INTO A FLAPJACK"...
..."Yes sir, I would prefer a sausage roll to pastry"...
Stressed
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 27.3kb
..."WHEN YOU'RE STRESSED TAKE IT OUT ON A PIG"...
Tree
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 56.8kb
..."Don't bite the tooth when the tooth bites you, don't hit the roof when the tree meets poo."...
Who are you?
Audiage
(mp3 format)
Filesize ~ 25.2kb
..."GOOD MORNING... WHO ARE YOU???"...
About me
[Name:Ah, hello thar, my name is Ryan McCondach, you may also know me as Mr. Royster.]
[Age: I be 18 at the moment...]
[Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom is where I tend to my gremlins, and am currently geographically located.]
[Current Quote Misuse: "You cannot get ye flask!"]
[Site Purpose: The purpose of this site is to host all my stuff, like photos, videos, animations, and me music. You might also find a range of random stuff on here too.]
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